Bonus Candy

My girlfriend, Faye bought me some ham last week from Star Market. They wrap the ham and add a piece of candy. Isn't that nice? They also put a pineapple slice and a cherry on top too. Meat accessories make me happy.

Trying to be More Like Dave... or... WWDD

Doesn't happen as often anymore. As a creative type I guess it should happen at least three or four times a day. Inspiration.... it should happen at least three or four times a day, right? For a creative guy... that's how I make my living... it is what makes me different from the chimps, right? I watch Animal Planet.

Anyway.. My friend Dave and his blog have inspired me so I am here getting my blog geek on. Check him out:

http://www.davidhphotography.blogspot.com/

He is good and getting better. He'll be on Kimmel or Conan before long. Mark my words.

So thanks, Dave! I needed some inpiration today.

The World's Most Complete List of Nicknames

I am going to start compiling the world's most complete listing of nicknames. Of course I will need help... so feel free to toss some my way. Cool nicknames, funny nicknames, strange and unusual nicknames... I want them all. Hit me, baby.

Dude, Rock, Red, Bub, Freckles, Lefty, Foureyes, Squirt, Tiny, The Closer, Automatic, Tipper, The Gipper, Old Blue Eyes, T-Bone, Hammer, Chicky Baby, Punkin', Cap'n, Poser, Smoochy, The Bear, Tooty, The Big Unit, Princess...

Funniest New TV Commercial

The new Cheese Nips TV commercial is by far the funniest spot on right now.
"Hey... I just had my gall bladder removed..."

Watch for it... love it

check it out here:
http://sidesalad.net/archives/002491.html

(Also those Burger King football spots are funny too.
Love that King in the end zone victory shuffle.)

A Note To My Friends

Thank you for your patience and support. I am always just a breath away from throwing up my hands, getting in my car, driving to a beach and becoming a full-time pool boy for some resort hotel.