The World's Most Complete List of Nicknames

I am going to start compiling the world's most complete listing of nicknames. Of course I will need help... so feel free to toss some my way. Cool nicknames, funny nicknames, strange and unusual nicknames... I want them all. Hit me, baby.

Dude, Rock, Red, Bub, Freckles, Lefty, Foureyes, Squirt, Tiny, The Closer, Automatic, Tipper, The Gipper, Old Blue Eyes, T-Bone, Hammer, Chicky Baby, Punkin', Cap'n, Poser, Smoochy, The Bear, Tooty, The Big Unit, Princess...