Death Before Fashion Disaster #2

My 16year old daughter has her first job that she starts tomorrow. It requires a red cap and matching red shirt. She has to get pants and shoes today...

Me: ... What kind of pants do you need to get?

Daughter: ... They said Duckhead or something like it

Me: ... What color?

Daughter: ... navy blue only ... why do they want navy blue pants when their shirt colors are red, BLACK and yellow? Why not black pants?

Me: ... I have no idea

Me: ... What kind of shoes?

Daughter: ... black or white tennis shoes

Me: ... so you're getting black shoes?

Daughter: ... white shoes ... black shoes with navy blue pants?

Daughter: ... why would you get black shoes to go with navy blue pants?

Me: ... so the dirt won't show?

Daughter: ... Dad, stop talking now

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(Oops ... I did it again with the function over fashion logic.)

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