Saturday, May 27, 2006

Base Tan

It's Memorial Day weekend, the traditional start of summertime. I love hanging out at the pool, being around water and wearing shorts because it is extremely hot here in Alabama.

Problem is I am very fair complected being that I am a freckled redhead. solution is spry-on sunscreen and common sense.

Below is an illustration showing my current skin tone and also pointing out some of my problem burn areas:

Do Not look Directly at the Skin Without Sun Glasses

My "goal tan" is depicted next. This would be acheived with the optimum mix of sunlight that has been filtered through layers of UV 30+ constantly reapplied through the day.

Savage Tan

Who I am I kidding? Below is the actual results I can expect:

Apply Aloe

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5 Comments:

At 9:43 AM, Blogger Blessed said...

What about tanning beds????
20 or 30 minutes and you are done!
And you can build up to the 20 or 30 minute time limit so you can avoid the burn.

 
At 3:07 PM, Blogger Dave said...

For the love.....put a shirt on Bart.

By the way....according to your illustration you have extremely small nipples.

 
At 9:03 PM, Blogger Bart said...

Blessed...

Oh sure if you want to get all logical and rational about it.


Dave...

Just be thankful there were no speedo shorts involved. Also... my nipples are of average man size.

 
At 6:34 PM, Blogger Deodand said...

Heh! That last picture leads me to think you're Scottish. That's the colour we all get in the summer.

 
At 7:25 PM, Blogger Kami said...

Go get Mystic Tan like I do!!

 

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