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Tonight I am hanging wit my peeps (Laura and Larry, pictured above)... We will be having an American idol viewing party.

I am calling my shot right now before they even perform ... Taylor Hicks will win it this year.



Reasons he will win:

A) He is from Alabama

B) He did not dye his hair when handlers and stylists suggested he do so

C) He is a twitching-funky-dancing freak

D) He can sing

E) Great cleavage (NO... wait... that's why Katherine might win)

F) America loves it when he looks like a dad doing karaoke at a picnic