Reason #37 Why Not to Shop at Walmart

Ok... I went to Wal-Mart today... had to... long story. Also, as fate would have it, when I walked in I had to go to the men's room.

I touch nothing with my bare hands when I go into ANY public restroom. Especially a place as public as The Wal-Mart.

As I went to wash my hands I noticed that in two of the three sinks there was lots and lots of hair clippings. Apparently I had just missed someone getting their ears lowered in the restroom of the local Wal-Mart. It was probably some dude trimming his own mullet before getting his family photo taken at the Wal-Mart Portrait Studio.

Priceless!

That has to be just a step above a prison haircut.