I need your help Clark Grizwald!
Ok...
Tree out of closet... Check
Lights on tree... Check
Ornaments on tree... Check
Done and done. That was four days ago.
This morning the little electic lights aren't working. The outlet works just fine... I plugged a lamp in there and it is a working "hot" connection. The string of bulbs just gave out. Maybe if i kick and shake the tree it will come back to life.
Like I have the time to take all the ornaments off and then remove all of the dead lights ... and put all new lights back on and then ornaments back on.
Aaarrrgghhhh!!
Is this some kind of Chinese Christmas Light Manufacturing Mob conspiracy to drive me crazy??!?!
Pass me some eggnog and the Tylenol!
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posted by Bart @ 1:39 PM
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4 Comments:
Yes!! It is!!
Uh oh. Damn lights!
I offer you these memorable lines from "Christmas Vacation"
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
*
Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?
Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.
*
[Todd and Margo Chester, the Griswold's yuppie neighbors, appear]
Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.
Quite possibly the best Christmas movie ever.
Oh, that just sucks.
My bottom row of lights don't work either. But its because my dog ripped them off of the tree and ate them.
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