Campaign for Quarters

Lately I have had a need for quarters and they have completely evaporated in the two stashes that I have for change. I have a car stash ... and a jar in the house. No quarters left.

I have been buying quite a few newspapers lately (for the sports section) and those machines only take quarters... and I have filled my tires with air and those machines only take quarters... and I have vacuumed my car with those car wash vacuums and those machines only take quarters. If you're like me these days you use your debit card for everything and you just don't get change anymore.

So my campaign is this... I am going to panhandle on street corners for quarters (no dimes, nickles or pennies... those are all apparently useless) and my problems will be solved. That will be me with the cardboard sign "Quarters Only". I am a simple man.